I think it’s high time that someone brought out a movie based on celtic mythology. We’ve been inundated with biblical epics, Japanese samurai movies and medieval set pieces for years. The Norse gods are always getting a good press, but nobody ever seems to do anything revolving around the old Irish myths and legends.
I’ve been fiddling about with a couple of scenes that I’ve got in my head around this theme. I’ve not come up with any concrete characters or any surrounding events but I’ve been partly inspired by The Battle of Mag Tuired where the Irish gods, the Tuatha Dé Danann lead by Lugh defeated Balor and his army of Fomorians.
The mythic history of Ireland is marked by a series of invasions where the preceding inhabitants were displaced by another group. This kind of inspired an opening scene for the movie where several people, probably slaves, are picking shellfish off a shingle beach as the tide goes out. Balor emerges from the surf. He’s a giant of a man clad in armour that’s caked with rust, barnacles and verdigris. The slaves watch him in awe at first, but this quickly turns to terror as more and more of Balor’s warriors emerge from the ocean behind him.
Later on in the movie we meet the hero and as he is thrust into the middle of the war against Balor, the death of the old king and the ascension of a weak ruler who grants concession after concession to the Formorians.
Ultimately the hero of the film will discover their lost heritage as the son or daughter of one of the irsih gods. This gifts them with superhuman speed, strength and abilities which leads to the next scene/image I’ve got rattling around in my head.
The battle lines are drawn between the men of Ireland and the Formorians for a final apocalyptic battle. The hero’s love interest has been taken as a slave by the Fomorians along with much of the rest of Ireland’s population. Balor demands that the Irish soldiers lay down their arms and surrender the kingdom to him. To reinforce his threat he brings forward dozens of nobles bound over to the Fomorians as hostages and threatens to execute them one by one. The weak king and his nobles accede to Balors demands.
The hero however has caught a glimpse of his love interest somewhere behind the Fomorian army and is enraged that the nobles and the king are willing to surrender. He starts to run towards the Fomorian army drawing his sword as he runs faster and faster, eventually running faster than any normal man could. The army is inspired by his reckless bravery and begins to follow his example. As he reaches the Fomorian line he leaps high into the air and crashes down on them like a thunderbolt sending dozens of enemy warriors reeling.
Obviously there’s a lot of mileage between these two potential scenes, but I think the images are interesting in themselves. The only problem is now I’ve written that El Kat will be after the finished article as she loves Celtic history even more than me.