I knew the instant I laid eyes on the Spore Creature Creator that it was a thing that could bring joy and excitement to millions around the world. I also knew that giving people such free reign over the creation of anything would only invite chaos.
Well chaos has arrived dear readers, and in true chaotic style it’s got its bits out. Here’s a quick top five rundown of my favorites so far:
Number Five: Dick-The-Greengrocer
This one looks overly cute and a bit much like a walking cucumber rather than a rude bit. It’s original looking, but if my bits looked like that I’d have to phone the doctor.
Number Four: The-Penis-Poppy
This one looks like the head of a poppy with legs, oh and some kind of mutant third leg that ends in a relatively small but well formed boaby. Not bad, but need more work.
Number Three: Sexy-Senga
I’m sure the guy who created this cheated and just video someone staggering out of Destiny on Sauchiehall Street one Saturday night. The resemblence to a fake tanned nedette that’s pished her pants is UNCANNY.
Number Two: Dragon-With-A-Dong
Hey I don’t even know what dragon dongs look like, but I’m sure this is pretty close to the real thing.
Number One: Play-doh-porn-doh
A lot of very careful work obviously went into this doozy of a creature. Just look at the attention to detail from the perfectly crafted ass cracks to the expertly timed choreography. Outstanding!
Finally this one gets a special mention, just for sheer brilliance, I give you, The FUCK SLUG!
Finally I’d just like to say, that I can’t wait to see what the spambots make of this post….