I took an odd notion today and I’m not sure what prompted it, but I fancy a sojourn down to the lands of Dumfries and Galloway. I think it’s the result of a healthy dose of nostalgia coupled with seven hours spent pouring over job sheets for a contractor that’s based down in Dumfries.
Given that this is being touted as the Scottish Homecoming Year and that it’s 250 years since the birth of Rabbie Burns the South Ayrshire Messiah. I think 2009 would be a perfect candidate for a grand tour of the South West of Scotland.
I’ve been putting together a list of things in the South West I think everyone should go and visit for a day. Some of these are fairly personal choices based on childhood nostalgia and so on, but others are genuinely interesting I promise.
I’ll start from the infamous Glasgow and head south:
Dean Castle and Country Park, Kilmarnock: They have a castle, they have woods, deer and sometimes they even have historical re-enactment days. It’s also free to go. I haven’t been since I was at primary school and I vaguely remember being convinced that someone was watching me from the rafters in the great hall…
Loudoun Hill, by Darvel: an ancient volcanic plug just over 316m high. I grew up in its reassuringly dumpy shadow, but I’m sad to say I’ve never climbed it. This year is hereby nominated the year. You’re all welcome to join me.
Mauchline: this is more of a personal indulgence than the others. My grandparents all lived in Mauchline, my parents grew up there, met there, got married there etc. The town itself has a lot of memories for me. None more so that fishing with my Papa during the summer holidays at his well hidden fishing hole under the towering Howfort Brig. The impressive Ballochmyle Viaduct, the world’s larges single span masonry arch runs across the river Doon near the village. There’s also a castle hidden somewhere in the middle of town, and that tinker Rabbie Burns might have wynched a few local lassies about there too… I might also recommend a drop into Poosie Nansies which hasn’t seemingly changed a bit since Burns himself frequented it. In other news the café in Kilmarnock Road used to have a classic coffee table space invaders game the likes of which haven’t been seen since the 1970’s.
The Wellington Café, Ayr: At the junction of Alloway Place, Fort Street and the Sandgate just across from Ayr bus station. I don’t know what it’s like nowadays, but going to the Wellington used to be a hallmark of a family trip to Ayr. The plates of chips were outstanding back in the day.
Culzean Castle: I’ve been at this stonking great beast of a country mansion a couple of times, but truth be told I’ve never actually been inside the damn thing. Maybe 2009 should be the year I have a look at the extensive collections of shiny weapons and the famous. Nearby is also the interestingly named Gas House which has an exhibition about William Murdoch.
The Electric Brae: a stretch of road between Dunure and Maybole that is where the laws of gravity bend and break while subjected to the warping evil emanating from that strange land. OK so really it’s a world famous optical illusion caused by the lie of the land surrounding the road, but I like to think that McDowall was somehow responsible for this perversion of the natural order of things. Folk from Maybole can skip this bit as they’re all sick of hearing about the damn thing apparently.
Closeburn: lying between the town of Thornhill and Dumfries this small and sleepy hamlet doesn’t have much to see, but apparently my grandparents and great grandparents originated from around this area. I seem to remember that one of the great grandad’s worked on the railway here.
Castle Douglas, and more specifically Lochside Caravan & Camping Site on the banks of Carlinwark Loch. My folks and I used to go on holiday there at the summer and in our old Thompson caravan. My Gran and Papa were fond of the place as well and would usually keep their caravan there for most of the season. I’ve got a lot of fond memories of the time we spent there and the people I met. There’s also a very good chip shop at the western end of the town, and I remember their being a caravan and camping shop with some fairly unique smells. It’s a bustling, active town as well with a lot of local shops. Barry Smart’s bookshop was always a favourite with my sister and I as it had a huge toy section in the back, and it was also stocked with more magazines than I’d ever seen before. I seem to remember it was the only place you could just buy New Atari User off the shelf.
Dumfries: the county town of Dumfriesshire is a bustling place, and my sister and I always made a beeline for the giant toy ship in Friars Vennel. The toy store is sadly long since gone, but there’s a lot to Dumfries that I’ve never seen. Most prominent of these would be the famous camera obscura that overlooks the town from the top of a nearby ridge above the River Nith. There’s also an air museum and a whole boatload of stuff about Rabbie Burns to see, and to continue my earlier theme, there used to be a very good chip shop in Friars Vennel just along from what used to be What Everyone Wants. I’ve not been in Dumfries for many years now, in fact I don’t think I’ve been there since I started at Uni in the late nineties so I assume a lot has changed about the town since then.
I’m sure I’ll think of many more things I’d like to see in the South West, but I think I’ve ramble enough for one post. Feel free to add suggestions or your own nostalgic patter in the comments.