I’m just back from an impromptu trip to the dentist. One of the fillings I’ve had since I was a young teenager has been a bit loose for the last week and it was starting to worry me. The last one that fell out disappeared during the night and I didn’t even notice until the tooth started to rot. I didn’t want to take any chances by messing about with one of those temporary filling kits so the professionals were the only option.
The dentist himself seemed a nice enough person, no horns or anything, but he did seem over young to be sticking drills and needles into people’s heads. I’ve seen the same guy a couple of times now and I still can’t get over the difference in technique between him and the dentist that terrorised me while I was a kid.
Firstly the dentist’s chair is actually quite comfortable. The old ones felt like you were lying on a mortuary slab. The only truly weird thing about the seat is that it swings back so that your feet are higher than your head. This leaves you in the strange position of your face being level with the dentist’s thigh while he works on you. My dentist was good enough to explain that it promotes blood flow to the head and makes it easier for him to work on the patient. Still it does leave you feeling a bit uncomfortable lying there upside down while people work around you.
Then there are his instruments of oral destruction. In the bad old days these were laid out on a silver tray inches from your nose. Nowadays they hide them away behind you out of sight. This may seem like a small difference, but psychologically it’s a huge leap. No longer do you have to watch as he plays eeinie-meanie-minie-mo with various painful looking stainless steel probes.
Most importantly from my perspective is the dramatic improvement in anaesthesia. I distinctly remember having to have two injections when I first got my fillings and the first one was done with a needle that looked like a turkey baster. I was so surprised the first time I saw it that I took fright and started wrestling with the dentist like a wean possessed.
There is one other strange thing that’s a bit unsettling. I don’t know the proper name of it so I’m going to call it the Dental Hoover. I don’t ever remember the dentists of old being too concerned about the amount of saliva inside a patients mouth, but these young and trendy dentists really go to town with this strange suction device. It was a bit disconcerting at first when the dental nurse launched this thing into my mouth and it started vacuuming out my spit, but it’s the price you pay for good teeth I guess.
Finally I would like to say that that the NHS dental service in Scotland is very reasonable. It only cost me about £25 for the privilege of spending the rest of the day with my jaw paralysed, but at least my tooth is fine.